My celebrity one….
I dreamt about Charlie Sheen last night. I dreamt about how disgusted I was with the way he treated women. I dreamt that I was the one women he wanted but was never going to get. I dreamt that Charlie chased me for months on end and eventually I did it. I gave in to his wicked ways. Oh my God! It was the best damn sex I had ever had. Charlie knew all the right ways to treat a woman in bed.
The only other celebrity to ever be with me was George Clooney and I used to blush whenever I would think about him. But sorry George, Charlie was much better in bed!
In saying that, George is a much better looking man-bag than Charlie!